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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 05:01 PM
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-----Phase 1----- CANDYLAND Welcome to Candyland! This slice of the pizza appears to be COVERED in sweets of all sorts and kinds! From chocolate to marshmallows, and even straight-up just sugar! There's so much of it that it forms rolling hills of candy. It looks like there's a box full of cooking items half-buried in the candy hills, and you can seemingly take one as you please... The banger cookers!
It's the banger cooker! It's a boombox with a large hole in the top and a input field for an URL. To use it, insert any number of food items into the boombox along with a Youtube URL to a song and the bangercooker will cook up a delicous meal for you! (1 Phase Cooldown)
You can see from here, the edge of the pizza! It appears to be floating in... soup. Huh. I hope the crust isn't getting too soggy. From here, you can go to BREADLAND, VEGGIELAND and the TENT! https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/921199434530963497/934248373509312544/800px-Candy_in_Damascus.png
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Flipcup
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Player: Popstarian/JSala Character Source: Rude Tales of Magic
Hell's Chef
3/3 HP h10h10h10 🔹cleaver 💪BIG This is a MASSIVE cleaver! It looks sharp. Very sharp. It can cut though just about anything. It also deals 1.75 hearts of damage.
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Player: Should I Be Character Source: Gregory Horror Show
Killer Bean
3/3 HP h10h10h10
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Player: Akkrillic Character Source: Killer Bean
@Flipcup @Hell's Chef @Killer Bean
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Killer Bean BOT 22-Jan-22 05:05 PM
...Well, I'll be.
Is this some kinda joke?
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Hell’s Chef BOT 22-Jan-22 05:05 PM
...
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Flipcup BOT 22-Jan-22 05:06 PM
HEY YOU GUYS
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Killer Bean BOT 22-Jan-22 05:06 PM
Who are you?
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Flipcup BOT 22-Jan-22 05:07 PM
I'M HERE TO ADVERTISE THE GREAT BRITISH BAKE OFF
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Hell’s Chef BOT 22-Jan-22 05:07 PM
Baking... not my priority...
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Flipcup BOT 22-Jan-22 05:07 PM
YOU SHOULD PARTICIPATE ANYWAY
I DON'T EVEN THINK YOU NEED TO BAKE ANYTHING OFF
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Killer Bean BOT 22-Jan-22 05:08 PM
I don't have time to think about preparing meals right now. My life is on the line.
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Flipcup BOT 22-Jan-22 05:09 PM
YOU KNOW I'M BEING HUNTED BY WITCH HUNTERS OR WHATEVER TOO IDK
YOU SHOULD JUST LIVE LIFE A LITTLE!!
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Killer Bean BOT 22-Jan-22 05:09 PM
There's no rest for this bean.
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Flipcup BOT 22-Jan-22 05:09 PM
WELL AREN'T YOU A BAG OF RAINBOWS
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Hell’s Chef BOT 22-Jan-22 05:10 PM
Quiet... down.
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Flipcup BOT 22-Jan-22 05:11 PM
DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO
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Hell’s Chef BOT 22-Jan-22 05:12 PM
You're.... distracting.
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Flipcup BOT 22-Jan-22 05:12 PM
AND YOU'RE BEING A BITCH
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Killer Bean BOT 22-Jan-22 05:12 PM
The Shadow Agency must be running out of members. I can't imagine they'd station any of their top assassins in Diabetesville.
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Flipcup BOT 22-Jan-22 05:12 PM
YOU DON'T SEE ME COMPLAINING ABOUT IT
WELL I DID COMPLAIN ABOUT IT NOW BUT WHATEVER
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Hell’s Chef BOT 22-Jan-22 05:13 PM
...
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Killer Bean BOT 22-Jan-22 05:13 PM
And I thought the Beantown locals were noisy.
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Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 05:14 PM
[FIVE MINUTES LEFT]
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Killer Bean BOT 22-Jan-22 05:15 PM
Anyway, bird... thing. You wouldn't happen to know about a hired gun around these parts?
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Flipcup BOT 22-Jan-22 05:16 PM
WELL I'M HIRED BY THE BRITISH
BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY GUNS
EXCEPT MY RAGING MUSCLES
I'M JUST ADVERTISING HERE
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Killer Bean BOT 22-Jan-22 05:18 PM
The British can kiss my brown bean ass. I'm not interested in their cake baking crap.
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Flipcup BOT 22-Jan-22 05:18 PM
HEY FUCK YOU I GET PAID BY COMMISSION HERE
IF NO ONE JOINS I DON'T GET MONEY
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Hatsune Miku BOT 22-Jan-22 05:19 PM
https://tenor.com/view/default-dance-fortnite-dance-fortnite-miku-hatsune-miku-gif-21946239
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Dances on pizzabox nearby
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Hell’s Chef BOT 22-Jan-22 05:19 PM
AGHHH
What... is THAT?
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Flipcup BOT 22-Jan-22 05:20 PM
WOW YOU'RE HOT
True 1
CAN YOU BE MY GIRLFRIEND
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Hatsune Miku BOT 22-Jan-22 05:20 PM
Talk to Manager!
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Flipcup BOT 22-Jan-22 05:20 PM
GODDAMNIT
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Hatsune Miku BOT 22-Jan-22 05:20 PM
❤️
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Flipcup BOT 22-Jan-22 05:21 PM
DIDN'T YOU CREATE MINECRAFT
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Killer Bean BOT 22-Jan-22 05:21 PM
You know, maybe I can be a baker. When I find this Shadow Agency joker, I'm gonna fill their belly with lead.
Just keep me out of your contest. I'm not interested.
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Hatsune Miku BOT 22-Jan-22 05:22 PM
LOCK
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Hatsune Miku BOT 22-Jan-22 05:36 PM
Killer Bean takes a banger cooker
Flipcup starts breakdancing!
It encourages everyone to participate in the Great British Bake-Off!
Hell's Chef grabs a cooker as well, but also...
walks over to the edge of the soup sea
and uses it to scoop up some soup!
He fills up the entire thing! Looks like enough to make several servings.
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 05:46 PM
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➡️ Flipcup moved to veggieland ➡️ Hell's Chef moved to veggieland ➡️ Killer Bean moved to veggieland
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 06:35 PM
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 06:35 PM
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-----Phase 3----- CANDYLAND Welcome to Candyland! This slice of the pizza appears to be COVERED in sweets of all sorts and kinds! From chocolate to marshmallows, and even straight-up just sugar! There's so much of it that it forms rolling hills of candy. It looks like there's a box full of cooking items half-buried in the candy hills, and you can seemingly take one as you please... The banger cookers!
It's the banger cooker! It's a boombox with a large hole in the top and a input field for an URL. To use it, insert any number of food items into the boombox along with a Youtube URL to a song and the bangercooker will cook up a delicous meal for you! (1 Phase Cooldown)
You can see from here, the edge of the pizza! It appears to be floating in... soup. Huh. I hope the crust isn't getting too soggy. From here, you can go to BREADLAND, VEGGIELAND and the TENT! https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/921199434530963497/934248373509312544/800px-Candy_in_Damascus.png
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Giovanni Potage
3/3 HP h10h10h10 🔹del 👁️VISIBLE Ew! It's the King Del from Burger King! And it's on top of your head! If you eat this you lose TWO HEARTS! 🔹the 👁️VISIBLE The ultimate weapon! A baseball bat with a knife taped to it! Those FOOLS will never see the combined powers of bat AND knife coming. You may use it to do 1.25 damage.
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Tonio Trussardi
3/3 HP h10h10h10 🔹robotcow 👁️VISIBLE -v It's Robot Cow from Return of the Robots! If you put something in their stomach maybe something good will come out later? 🔹chefknife 👁️VISIBLE -v A sharp chefsknife
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Player: Maack Character Source: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Part 4, Diamond is Unbreakable
@Giovanni Potage @Tonio Trussardi
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 06:35 PM
IT IS I THE GREAT GIOVANNI POTAGE
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Tonio Trussardi BOT 22-Jan-22 06:35 PM
Ah, Giovanna-san, we meet again!
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 06:35 PM
Mary Berry
3/3 HP h10h10h10
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Player: Sor Character Source: The Great British Baking Show
@​Mary Berry‼️🔻 Mary Berry appeared from ???
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 06:35 PM
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Mary Berry breadland ---> candyland
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 06:35 PM
WE MEET AGAIN
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Tonio Trussardi BOT 22-Jan-22 06:36 PM
How have you been?
Found anything interesting?
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 06:36 PM
IVE BEEN GRREAT
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Mary Berry BOT 22-Jan-22 06:36 PM
Hello contestants! For one of you, we meet again
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Tonio Trussardi BOT 22-Jan-22 06:36 PM
Hello, Ma'am.
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 06:36 PM
JUST THIS HAT AND ANOTHER KNIFE
THAT I HAVE ATTACHED TO MY SOUL SLUGGER DOOM BAT OF MAXIMUM DESTRUCTION
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Mary Berry BOT 22-Jan-22 06:36 PM
I don't believe we've been introduced
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Tonio Trussardi BOT 22-Jan-22 06:37 PM
That sounds wonderful!
We have not. My name is Tonio Trussardi.
I am a chef who specializes in Italian cuisine.
Who are you, if I may ask?
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Mary Berry BOT 22-Jan-22 06:38 PM
Oh! How delightful
I am Mary Berry, one of the judges of this competition
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Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 06:39 PM
I am going to eat.
An area.
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Tonio Trussardi BOT 22-Jan-22 06:39 PM
Excuse me sir?
I am looking to go to bread, so please do not eat that. (edited)
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 06:40 PM
IT IS
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Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 06:40 PM
I'm going to eat the bread area.
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Mary Berry BOT 22-Jan-22 06:40 PM
What are you planning on making, if I may ask?
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Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 06:40 PM
Do you have anything to offer?
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Tonio Trussardi BOT 22-Jan-22 06:41 PM
I have this metal cow.
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Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 06:41 PM
What?
Do you have any idea of who I am?
I am Heisenberg.
I don't need cows.
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Tonio Trussardi BOT 22-Jan-22 06:41 PM
Hello Heisenburg-san.
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Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 06:43 PM
Do you have money?
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Tonio Trussardi BOT 22-Jan-22 06:43 PM
N-Not exactly.
But!
if you feed this metal cow something, it will make better pizza for you!
So, If you take this candy or, meat piece, and give it to the cow, It'll be even better than the breadland.
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Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 06:45 PM
Hm.
Maybe it's your lucky day.
Someone just insulted me in another area.
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Tonio Trussardi BOT 22-Jan-22 06:46 PM
They will pay greatly for their crime!, I assure you.
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Mary Berry BOT 22-Jan-22 06:46 PM
They did! How rude
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Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 06:47 PM
I'm going to eat their area.
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Mary Berry BOT 22-Jan-22 06:47 PM
Who was it, if I may ask?
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Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 06:50 PM
Some disgusting Jam guy.
Nobody insults me.
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 06:50 PM
YOURE PATHETIC
HAH
JUST DID
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Tonio Trussardi BOT 22-Jan-22 06:50 PM
Gio-san...
Please.
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 06:50 PM
he strikes a cool pose
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Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 06:50 PM
You're going to regret that.
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Tonio Trussardi BOT 22-Jan-22 06:51 PM
Heisenburg-san is a wonderful person, I don't need him eating us.
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Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 06:51 PM
But I'll be busy with the meat place first. (edited)
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 06:51 PM
AHAHEHEHE NO IM NOT
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Mary Berry BOT 22-Jan-22 06:51 PM
Oh! Such interesting developments
Excuse me, I must visit the ‘meat place’ before it’s gone- good luck, contestants!
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 06:52 PM
BYE LADY
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 06:52 PM
@​Mary Berry🔺 Mary Berry instantly moved to ???
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 06:52 PM
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Mary Berry candyland ---> meatland
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Tonio Trussardi BOT 22-Jan-22 06:52 PM
Gio-san, for our sake, do not follow me to the breadland.
I want to c-cook you your meal!
But I can't have Heisenburg-san eat it yet.
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 06:53 PM
Well, I’m a bad guy so I don’t really care but I wasn’t going to anyways
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Tonio Trussardi BOT 22-Jan-22 06:53 PM
Uh, thank you, Gio-san.
sigh
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 06:53 PM
he strikes another cool pose
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Hatsune Miku BOT 22-Jan-22 06:55 PM
LOCK
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Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 07:14 PM
Tonio approaches the giant Walter White.
He gives him a metal cow. How cool!
He then looks around the area for some gelatin.
He gets some sugar as well!
At the same time, Giovanni tries to go up to Walter.
At the same time, it looks like Heseinberg over here is eating a slice of pizza... Wait, it's the entirety of Meatland!
Giovanni goes up to his glasses...
slips
Oh no.
GIOVANNI FALLS INTO WALTER WHITE'S MOUTH AS HE EATS THE PIZZA SLICE!
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 07:32 PM
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❓ Giovanni Potage moved to ??? ➡️ Tonio Trussardi moved to breadland
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 07:32 PM
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-----Phase 4----- CANDYLAND Welcome to Candyland! This slice of the pizza appears to be COVERED in sweets of all sorts and kinds! From chocolate to marshmallows, and even straight-up just sugar! There's so much of it that it forms rolling hills of candy. It looks like there's a box full of cooking items half-buried in the candy hills, and you can seemingly take one as you please... The banger cookers!
It's the banger cooker! It's a boombox with a large hole in the top and a input field for an URL. To use it, insert any number of food items into the boombox along with a Youtube URL to a song and the bangercooker will cook up a delicous meal for you! (1 Phase Cooldown)
You can see from here, the edge of the pizza! It appears to be floating in... soup. Huh. I hope the crust isn't getting too soggy. From here, you can go to BREADLAND, VEGGIELAND and the TENT! https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/921199434530963497/934248373509312544/800px-Candy_in_Damascus.png
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The Burger King
3/3 HP h10h10h10
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Player: Dirty Spaceman Character Source: The Burger King
Ping
3/3 HP h10h10h10 🔹typingcooker 👁️VISIBLE It's the typing cooker! It's a mechanical typewriter, but instead of a paper holder it just has a big hole. To use it, insert any number of food items into the typewriter along with a single word and the typewriter will cook up a delicious meal for you! (1 Phase Cooldown) 🔹knife 👁️VISIBLE Sharp useful knife
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Player: Saikonaifu Character Source: Kung Fu Panda
@The Burger King @Ping
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Ping BOT 22-Jan-22 07:33 PM
Oh, hey you!
You seem important
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 07:33 PM
⤴️ A GM has manually moved The Burger King to another area.
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 07:33 PM
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The Burger King candyland ---> tent
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Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 07:33 PM
(goodbye lmao)
(we'll move you)
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 07:33 PM
⤴️ A GM has manually moved Ping to another area.
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 07:33 PM
(edited)
Ping candyland ---> tent
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Ping BOT 22-Jan-22 07:33 PM
(goodbye)
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 07:37 PM
Mary Berry
3/3 HP h10h10h10
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Player: Sor Character Source: The Great British Baking Show
@​Mary Berry‼️🔻 Mary Berry appeared from ???
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 07:37 PM
(edited)
Mary Berry breadland ---> candyland
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Mary Berry BOT 22-Jan-22 07:38 PM
(despair )
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 07:38 PM
Paul Hollywood
3/3 HP h10h10h10
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Player: Meepster Character Source: The Great British Baking Show
@​Paul Hollywood‼️🔻 Paul Hollywood appeared from ???
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 07:38 PM
(edited)
Paul Hollywood veggieland ---> candyland
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 07:38 PM
@​Mary Berry🔺 Mary Berry instantly moved to ???
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 07:38 PM
(edited)
Mary Berry candyland ---> veggieland
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Paul Hollywood BOT 22-Jan-22 07:38 PM
How rude of her
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 07:40 PM
@​Paul Hollywood🔺 Paul Hollywood instantly moved to ???
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 07:40 PM
(edited)
Paul Hollywood candyland ---> breadland
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Hatsune Miku BOT 22-Jan-22 07:52 PM
LOCK
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 08:11 PM
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 08:11 PM
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-----Phase 5----- CANDYLAND Welcome to Candyland! This slice of the pizza appears to be COVERED in sweets of all sorts and kinds! From chocolate to marshmallows, and even straight-up just sugar! There's so much of it that it forms rolling hills of candy. It looks like there's a box full of cooking items half-buried in the candy hills, and you can seemingly take one as you please... The banger cookers!
It's the banger cooker! It's a boombox with a large hole in the top and a input field for an URL. To use it, insert any number of food items into the boombox along with a Youtube URL to a song and the bangercooker will cook up a delicous meal for you! (1 Phase Cooldown)
You can see from here, the edge of the pizza! It appears to be floating in... soup. Huh. I hope the crust isn't getting too soggy. From here, you can go to BREADLAND, VEGGIELAND and the TENT! https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/921199434530963497/934248373509312544/800px-Candy_in_Damascus.png
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Stirfry
3/3 HP h10h10h10 🔹typingcooker 👁️VISIBLE It's the typing cooker! It's a mechanical typewriter, but instead of a paper holder it just has a big hole. To use it, insert any number of food items into the typewriter along with a single word and the typewriter will cook up a delicious meal for you! (1 Phase Cooldown)
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Player: Cathode Character Source: Rude Tales of Magic
Chefinoff
3/3 HP h10h10h10 🔹metacooker 👁️VISIBLE It's the metacooker! It's too meta to have an accurate physical form, but it looks like you can put ingredients in it. To use it, insert any number of food items into your metacooker along with any one player's username and the metacooker will cook up a delicious meal for you, related to that player's favourite meal! It may also have a low chance of relating to that player's allergies, if they have any. (1 Phase Cooldown)
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Player: Plasman Character Source: Catgirl Without Salad
The Burger King
3/3 HP h10h10h10
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Player: Dirty Spaceman Character Source: The Burger King
@Stirfry @Chefinoff @The Burger King
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Chefinoff BOT 22-Jan-22 08:13 PM
I...can't even look at it.
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 08:14 PM
S-so many sweets...
Well, while we're here, we may as well try using that banger cooker to make something with the ingredients available to us, eh?
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Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 08:17 PM
I hunger again.
I need my pizza slices.
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 08:18 PM
Mary Berry
3/3 HP h10h10h10
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Player: Sor Character Source: The Great British Baking Show
@​Mary Berry‼️🔻 Mary Berry appeared from ???
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 08:18 PM
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Mary Berry breadland ---> candyland
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Mary Berry BOT 22-Jan-22 08:18 PM
Hello contestants!
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 08:18 PM
W-well, that's worrying. I hope he doesn't eat this slice.
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The Burger King BOT 22-Jan-22 08:18 PM
Maybe I need to throw this Spicy Whopper in that cooker with something!
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Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 08:18 PM
I eat whatever I want.
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 08:18 PM
Greetings!
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Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 08:18 PM
I am Heisenberg.
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The Burger King BOT 22-Jan-22 08:19 PM
If only I'd obtained the Ultimate Banger from Mystery Tower all those years ago... I could create the Ultimate Whopper from this for sure!
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 08:19 PM
Why have you not supped upon the soup, Mr. Heisenberg?
After all, it appears you did get some complimentary with your pizza.
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Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 08:20 PM
Soup Pizza.
I ordered it.
With my pizza.
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 08:20 PM
Ah, soup pizza. Then why have you not bothered w-with the soup part?
Are you waiting to finish off the rest of the pizza?
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Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 08:21 PM
I am waiting for the crust to get soggy.
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 08:22 PM
Well, you know what they say - a soggy crust makes for a wet stomach!
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Chefinoff BOT 22-Jan-22 08:22 PM
Stomachs are always wet.
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Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 08:23 PM
My stomach is wet.
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Mary Berry BOT 22-Jan-22 08:23 PM
That they are
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Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 08:23 PM
And empty.
I need my pizza.
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Chefinoff BOT 22-Jan-22 08:23 PM
Speaking of wet, do you know where I can get some seafood around here?
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Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 08:23 PM
I ate it.
I ate all the meats.
All the seafoods.
Mine.
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The Burger King BOT 22-Jan-22 08:24 PM
Well, bird, is there anything you can throw in this banger cooker to help me? If you can help me make a fantastic Whopper, I'll give you a burger for your pet.
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Hatsune Miku BOT 22-Jan-22 08:24 PM
🎹 No more Meat
Dances
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Mary Berry BOT 22-Jan-22 08:24 PM
Yes, that sections unfortunately been eaten
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Hatsune Miku BOT 22-Jan-22 08:24 PM
Walter Eat The Meat!
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Chefinoff BOT 22-Jan-22 08:24 PM
I was there and I didn't see any seafood! How am I supposed to cook this without barnacles?!
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 08:24 PM
Hm... I do have this cheese fondant. Would that be p-particularly helpful?
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Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 08:24 PM
Improvisation, Mr. Noff. (edited)
It is key to cooking.
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Hatsune Miku BOT 22-Jan-22 08:25 PM
Walter Eat Domino Pizza sponsored by Hatsune Miku TM
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Mary Berry BOT 22-Jan-22 08:25 PM
Oh! I see you’ve prepared a dish, Stirfry
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The Burger King BOT 22-Jan-22 08:25 PM
Sure, that sounds wonderful!
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Mary Berry BOT 22-Jan-22 08:25 PM
May I take a look, for a second?
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 08:26 PM
Indeed, although I am collaborating with the Burger King over there on a project, it seems.
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Mary Berry BOT 22-Jan-22 08:26 PM
Hmm
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Chefinoff BOT 22-Jan-22 08:26 PM
Since when was there collaboration?
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Mary Berry BOT 22-Jan-22 08:26 PM
It is probably the best that this is repurposed, I’m afraid
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 08:26 PM
T-there is no rule against it!
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The Burger King BOT 22-Jan-22 08:27 PM
Yes, we're combining his cheese fondant and my Spicy Whopper to create an Ultimate Whopper with this cooking machine here.
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Mary Berry BOT 22-Jan-22 08:27 PM
It is very close to ‘soggy bottom’ status, as it were
Also that’s true! There is no rule against collaboration
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 08:27 PM
Ah, yes. W-well, as you can see - we're collaborating.
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The Burger King BOT 22-Jan-22 08:27 PM
Bird, will you do the honour of choosing a song to accompany our ingredients, or should I think of one?
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 08:27 PM
And hopefully, the end result will be much more than the sum of its p-parts.
Ah, I know the perfect s-song!
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Chefinoff BOT 22-Jan-22 08:28 PM
Ridiculous! This is a competition! Every chef for themselves! No matter. I, the great Chefinoff, don't need anyone to make this the ultimate dish! Hahahahahahaha!
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 08:28 PM
I remember this man named Gerry, who sang a song like this...
Stirfry begins to hum a song, and it's clearly the tune of "God Rest Ye, Merry Gentlemen."
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The Burger King BOT 22-Jan-22 08:31 PM
Huh, sounds festive. Yet somehow, also vulgar...
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Mary Berry BOT 22-Jan-22 08:32 PM
Oh how lovely! Your a musician as well, yes?
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Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 08:33 PM
I've been known to throw a t-tune or two in my time, as Kenkus often do!
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Hatsune Miku BOT 22-Jan-22 08:33 PM
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Hatsune Miku BOT 22-Jan-22 08:40 PM
Stirfry throws is his already crafted fondue into the banger cooker
The king throws in the Spicy Whopper
Along with this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CKQg7Vq8rs
Alvie
Rude Tales of Magic - Gerry Mentlegen
BRRRRR
And out comes...
https://www.allbran.ca/en_CA/recipes/quarter-pound-burgers-recipe.html
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THE HIGH FIBER BURGER!
Oh man there's SO MUCH FIBER in this burger!
After eating this, you are Guaranteed to have a good poop!
Chefinoff flies over the soup and looks for some more ingredients...
...hmmmm.....
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Well...this looks kind of like venom?
Boogers aren't poisonous, but this will have to do.
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He also finds a fish swimming in the soup!
Weird ass looking fish
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 09:10 PM
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➡️ Stirfry moved to tent ➡️ Chefinoff moved to tent ➡️ The Burger King moved to tent 🔸 Mary Berry stayed here.
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 09:10 PM
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-----Phase 6----- CANDYLAND Welcome to Candyland! This slice of the pizza appears to be COVERED in sweets of all sorts and kinds! From chocolate to marshmallows, and even straight-up just sugar! There's so much of it that it forms rolling hills of candy. It looks like there's a box full of cooking items half-buried in the candy hills, and you can seemingly take one as you please... The banger cookers!
It's the banger cooker! It's a boombox with a large hole in the top and a input field for an URL. To use it, insert any number of food items into the boombox along with a Youtube URL to a song and the bangercooker will cook up a delicous meal for you! (1 Phase Cooldown)
You can see from here, the edge of the pizza! It appears to be floating in... soup. Huh. I hope the crust isn't getting too soggy. From here, you can go to BREADLAND, VEGGIELAND and the TENT! https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/921199434530963497/934248373509312544/800px-Candy_in_Damascus.png
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Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 09:50 PM
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She's sitting there.
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 10:17 PM
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🔸 Mary Berry stayed here.
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 10:17 PM
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-----Phase 7----- CANDYLAND Welcome to Candyland! This slice of the pizza appears to be COVERED in sweets of all sorts and kinds! From chocolate to marshmallows, and even straight-up just sugar! There's so much of it that it forms rolling hills of candy. It looks like there's a box full of cooking items half-buried in the candy hills, and you can seemingly take one as you please... The banger cookers!
It's the banger cooker! It's a boombox with a large hole in the top and a input field for an URL. To use it, insert any number of food items into the boombox along with a Youtube URL to a song and the bangercooker will cook up a delicous meal for you! (1 Phase Cooldown)
You can see from here, the edge of the pizza! It appears to be floating in... soup. Huh. I hope the crust isn't getting too soggy. From here, you can go to BREADLAND, VEGGIELAND and the TENT! https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/921199434530963497/934248373509312544/800px-Candy_in_Damascus.png
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 10:17 PM
@​Mary Berry🔺 Mary Berry instantly moved to ???
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 10:17 PM
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Mary Berry candyland ---> tent
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